So, yeah, I'm still waiting for that to bite me in the ass

Hey team,

First post back from break, who's excited?

Alright so I've been back about three weeks so far, and here is how it looks at the moment: Stuff with me and R is totally normal as far as I can tell. I had a little too much estrogen this week so last night he and I broed around for awhile and watch a million snl shorts (btdubs, lyd if you haven't seen Andy Punches People Right before Eating, you really really should) and it was fab, especially since I broed with a bunch of the other beta guys the night before. Anyways, who doesn't love bein' a bro, no one is the answer.

Classes are classes, nobody cares about that really, back to the fun stuff.

Friday night I went to dinner with the girls in town and then we had a kareoke dance party. Around 11 I went with a guy from the house (just a friend) to a Delta Chi bash in Hayes which was totally bangin'. After the party I went to Steak and Shake at like 1 am with this girl I had met at the party who probably drove drunk and it was mildly terrifying. Here's a fun anecdote: So I met this girl (who is, by the way, a Theta) and we chatted and she asked me where I was from and when I told her she was like "OMG do you know K?"(only she said his whole name) and I was like "Well, yes, I rather do." Well team, when I'm drunk I babble, so I may or may not have explained to her that I am the holder of K's v-card, after which point she introduced me to everyone else, including some of K's frat brother's as "the girl who took K's virginity." So, yeah, I'm still waiting for that to bite me in the ass. It turns out that she and K are like besties and that she was abraod last semester and used to have a big crush on him and blahdy blah. So it was exciting to meet/hang out with her, cause she was totally jealous. I also thought it would help me get in with the Theta's since rush started the following Sunday.

Quick breakdown of how rush went: The first round ws awesome I met a billion girls and was super nice and acted like myself and I thought I did a really good job...but then I didn't get invited back to a single sorority for the second round. So no greek life for me. I found out last wednesday and was devastated. My week has sucked every since, and I'll tell you why.

Not getting even past the first round of recruitment was a huge blow and I cried a lot and I'm still upset about it becasue I can't fucking escape!! Everyone talked about rush all weekend and now the girls who got in are talking about all their pledge crap and I just hate them all and would kind of like them to OD on coke and die.

Anyways, Friday I auditioned for the Vagina Monolgues and didn't get cast, so that sucks, but I didnt find out until Monday. Friday night my crazy cheerleading friend D took me out to the Olive Garden to try and get my mind off things, which was super fun, except that it took us an hour and ahalf to dig her car out and we had to get four guys to push it out after everything else didnt work. We also went to a porn store, which was hilarious, and I bought a mehanical friend.

Saturday, well, saturday was nuts.

Saturday day I sat around and hated life. Saturday night I went out around 11:30 with R and some other folks and we went to this party over in east quad. When we got there we had to walk up three flights of stairs and as we climbed we kept hearing this weird loud banging. We got to the party to discover that it was my extremely drunk friend from acting class bashing a door in with a sledge hammer, and then his head. It was nuts. One room had empty beer cans on every surface and the other, the room from which they had basked in the door ws fucking trashed...like TRASHED. There were cans and trash and stuff all over the floor and they had broken a table which was flat on the floor in front of us and there was literally beer dripping from the ceiling. It was nuts. Like totally nuts. So we drank some beer quick and took a bunch of their beer which we hid in my clevage, my back pockets and the lining of my coat (10 beers all together) and walked back to north quad whre we went to a small get togther in the house next to mine. At the second party I met a junior who lives at the homestead. he was very tall and pretty cute so I pegged him pretty quick as someone to pay attention to. We chatted and I drank and we went out to smoke a cigarette (blech) at whihc point he asked me if I wanted to go back to my room. And I was like "shoot" except that my roommate was already asleep. What to do?

The short answer is hookup on the couch in your substance-free quiet house's commen room. The short and pants of it is that we were making out with a fair amount of hands in the pants-ing when we were rudely interrupted by security. There were a few terrifying moments during which time I thought I was going to get written up, but it was ok. They were just like "do that somewhere else guys" so we moved to behind the couch. hen we made out more and I eprformed my favorite sex act (how many of you know which ne that is? I'll give a hint, it is more or less dependant on your mouth) which was fab. He was quite pleased and I had already been pleased so all in all, it was quite a sucessful evening.

Then R came over and we stayed up until 5:30 talking about sex and girls and shit. It was pretty cute.

At the moment I feel pretty awful because I learned today that, on top on not getting into a sorority, or the first mainstage, or the Vagina monolgues, I also, didn't even get called back for the second mainstage production. I am in a serious funk and it totally sucks, and I would really like for just one good thing to happen tp me this semester that doesn't involved someone potentially cheating on their girlfriend (the verdict is still out on the guy i hooked up with, it is possible I engaged in cheating, but I don't know yet, so I'm still waiting for that to bite me in the ass.) Anyway, I'm not a happy camper. Boo.

Hopefully I'll have something better to report soon. Much love to everyone,

-Ro